it's just a mylifeisaverage kind of day ;)

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daily favorite:

Today, I was looking through my box of childhood memories & came across an invisible pen. I spent 4 hours writing all over everything in my house. I can't wait for someone to discover this. It will be epic. MLIA.

Ways to get excited to go to bed:

Today I realized that making my bed in the morning makes going to bed at night like unwrapping a present. I am so excited about going to bed now. MLIA

Today I bought a glow in the dark shirt, needless to say I have never been so excited to go to bed in my life. I am 20. MLIA.

more awesome randomness:

Today, I saw a snowy white owl land in a tree near a boy with glasses. I'm on to you Harry Potter. MLIA.

Today, my friend came over and we were bored, so we decided to go sledding. No sled? No problem. Yelling "FOR NARNIA!" down a steep snow-covered hill on a big inflatable whale works just as well. MLIA.

I bought a gold fish for my dorm room. I named it Party so there would always be a party in my room. MLIA.

The other day, I went into the Apple Store and saw their iPhones. I went up to one, called my number, deleted the call log, hid my I.D. on my phone and waited. After 20 minutes, when a guy finally went up to that phone, I called it. He answered somewhat confused and said, "Hello?" to which I replied, "Hey...this is a great phone, you should buy it!" I feel like Apple owes me a job. Or an iPhone. MLIA.
Me and my mom went to walmart. A woman picked up an apple. Sniffed it. took a bite out. the set it back where the bite was facing the shelf.
I was taking a shower in the men's locker room at the Y, and while i was showering i got bored so i started to sing Don't Stop Believin', and these two men began singing with me. MLIA
Today, My friends status on facebook was "Green!!!" so I commented "Purple!!!" and a few seconds later she Instant messeges me and tells me that the color is to Represent what color bra your wearing for breast cancer awarness month. Since I am a Guy, I felt really ambarrased untill a few seconds later I see my other friend who is a guy, post a comment that says "Yellow!!!" MLIA
Today, i ran up to a walmart worker and screamed, "CODE RED! WE HAVE A CODE RED IN ISLE 7!!" instead of being confused, he yelled, "CODE RED?!?!" then grabbed a nerf gun from a nearby shelf and sprinted to isle 7, singing the mission impossible theme song. MLIA

strange occurance!!!
(this was posted on site earlier than second post)
Today while I was at wal-mart, I removed the sticker from a soap bar that said "WARNING: May irritate eyes." I put it on the Twilight movie box. MLIA

(different person)
Today, while at Walmart, I saw a sticker on a Twilight DVD that said, "Warning, May irritate eyes." Well, at least they have a warning now... MLIA

oh yes. there will be more to come.

i decided every one of these are going on my bucket list.

if it is possible, that is :)